I'm getting really fucking sick of motherfucking keyboard controlled rotating turret games. Unless you think you can redefine the god-damned genre (you can't, by the way, because you're probably a fucking moron), don't even think about fucking making one. I don't give a shit how pretty you fucking skin it, it's the same fucking game. Shit, you sit in the middle of a fucking field (asteroid, ocean, whatever, it's all the same fucking thing) and slightly different enemies drive up. Fuck, seriously? I mean, shit, motherfucking 'Defend the Castle' clones are more fucking involved than that. Really, unless you're fucking brilliant (you're not fucking close), don't fucking make one. Just stop fucking doing it.
Lots of love,
Aindriahhn

ps Including fucking zombies will not magically fucking save your retarded god-damed game.